Astral Alan
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sorry is the hardest word to say
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Further revelations about MP Hone Hereortherea have shocked parliament today, when a Herald investigation revealed he was in fact the son ...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Swine flu over the cuckoo's breast
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A slip of the tongue has had disastrous consequences for the NZ wine industry. The decision to destroy over 1billion bottles of carefully st...
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Accidental tourists
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The future of Tourism NZ has been thrown into doubt amidst shock revelations that secret Tourism NZ agents have been acting as political agi...
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Scaling the Summit
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The government’s much vaunted Jobs Summit has opened with a powerful speech by PM Don Key calling for “a better, fairer New Zealand in which...
Monday, October 6, 2008
The end for more bankers
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A band of bankers hiding out in the Uruweras have been hunted down and summarily executed, according to a statement made by prime minister M...
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Dancing with the Stars
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The final episode of the 19th season of Dancing with the Stars came to a thrilling conclusion last night, when celebrity garbage collector W...
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Death from a thousand cuts
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With one week to go until the election, Prime Minister Helen Clock has announced she will be removing income tax altogether. Speaking on the...
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